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hillary takes another shot at the nomination

obama hulas, hillary moolahs, mccain foolahs

making fun of smart people

edwards hooks up, obama looks up, chelsea fooks up

hillary speculates, obama matriculates, mccain abdicates

hillary one steps, obama two steps, texas backsteps

hillary lobs, obama knobs, mccain sobs

obama celebrates, hillary instigates, texas polygamates

hillary fades, obama raids, china degrades

obama kisses clinton goodbye, lieberman kisses mccain goodnight

hillary trounces, barack bounces, texas flounces

obama winning, hillary skinning, mccain spinning

hillary closes the gap

hillary pounds a bud, obama pounds a bud, liz pounds bud after bud after bud

hillary pounds her pansy, obama scoops her mansy

the obama basher, the hillary hasher, and the montana flasher

hillary obliterates, obama desiderates, mccain underrates

chelsea defeats obama in gorging contest

mccain shoots, clinton scores, obama roars

carter bashed, bush bashed, obama bashed, new york bashed

obama crossroads, texas railroads, fbi offroads, carter implodes

clinton can’t quit, obama can’t hit, democrats do splits

clinton slashes, obama bashes, the aclu hashes

hillary hacks, mccain attacks, obama smacks

chelsea trolls, bill strolls, hillary polls

obama surges, clinton purges, robert reich dirges

obama’s electable, hillary’s a spectacle, stepho’s hannitable

yes, yes, yes! hillary, yes, yes, yes! obama, yes, yes, yes! mccain.

hillary bores, obama soars, mccain snores

hillary sips, obama slips, lieberman flips

hillary shoots, obama ducks, dr phil bails

obama’s bitter, mccain’s aflitter, hillary’s no quitter

guns for hillary, bibles for obama, china for chelsea

hillary cackles, obama tackles, carter spackles

chelsea loves lindsey, obama loves nixon, rosie loves martha

obama's monkeys, mccain's spank monkey, and a tough old byrd

newest hillary, oldest mccain, biggest obama

hillary shoots, obama scores, penn twists, mccain snores

hillary lies, obama flies, bobby brown brags

czar hillary, mccain's mlk n cookies, and penn's colombia connection

cloning obama, endorsing hillary, calling mccain

hamilton endorses obama, hillary punches mccain, obama kisses richardson

hillary's gonna fly now

klobuchar, hanooti, and pelosi. o my!

bowling for maggie wiliams

cigars, nipples, and hillary. o my!

o hillary, obama, mccain, o my!

casey endorses obama

chelsea gets stranger and evan strange

who owns the democratic party?

a pocket full of snickers

hillary, bosnia, and honduran fruit

hillary and gender

cheney endorses palestinian state

john edwards on leno

richardson endorses obama. finally.

hillary's bus line

hillary's first "lady" schedules

it's 3 a.m. . . .

senior moments from the campaign trail

but the news keeps coming

has your nominee released “her” taxes yet?

it's 3 a.m. . . .

hillary in the big woods

pennsylvania democratic primary

hillary's new best friend

what do the following presidents have in common:

you don’t have to be an irredeemable son of a bitch to love it:

what all democrats have in common

republicans versus democrats

the kennedy corbomite

with friends like these . . .

kennedy endorses obama

that toddlin' town

time for obama to pull a nixon?

why the dummycrats never win

is obama a tragic hero?

when i'm wrong i'm wrong

it's 3 a.m. . . .

early exit poll data march 4

hillary and race

do the democrats want to win?

hillary's new ad

the thing that ate snl

news of the day

meanwhile, (obama vs clinton)

john lewis endorses obama

dodd endorses obama

nader enters race

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