When a sexy single mom with Babydaddy Personality Disorder and a taste for exotic, untamed pool boys receives a DNA ultimatum from the Indiana Department of Public Aid, she decides to drown her troubles in the frigid green waters of Lake Michigan. She who laughs last ...

Miss Antoinette Cressida Martier has power over men. She does not need her deluded mother or her envious half-sisters to run her life. She does not need Deputy Prosecutor Jerry V Slovak to choose a father for her one-year-old daughter, Ariel. She does not need a siliconed moose named Crystalle angling for her job. All Cress needs is a new outfit, a box of condoms, and one Good Idea from the book, Psycho-Astrology: Stars, Sex and Power on how to get rid of her ex-boyfriend, Troy. Before Monday.
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