hillary pounds her pansy, obama scoops her mansy
it’s 3 am. the phone is ringing. it’s a woman in a pants suit and bifocals. “i’m calling to let you know about a special indiana fundraising raffle . first prize is a date with chelsea. second prize is two dates.”
1. texas authorities, who never railroad anybody, announced that a few of the fclds children rounded up en masse do indeed show signs of having been abused or injured in the past. “better that 400 children be ripped from their families and dumped on an already over-taxed foster care system than one prosecutor go to court and get a warrant based on real evidence. besides, we peeked at their diaries, and if you read them with a dirty mind, like we do, then they suggest that some of the boys may have been sexually abused. they also may have been exposed to the color red. also, they may have seen rosie o’donnell on the view.” one boy’s “private” diary revealed a particularly tragic story. “we think he may have seen chelsea without the bag over her head.” x-rays showed that at least 41 children out of more than 400 had suffered broken bones. “they may have fallen off playground swings. or they may have been beaten with texas rangers official baseball bats as part of some unimaginably bizarre, non-baptist religious ritual. at this point, we’re just guessing. we don’t have any evidence of any kind about many of the children, so in the name of public, non-mormon safety, we feel the prudent thing to do is to keep peddling as much cheap, unsbstantiated rumor and innuendo as possible until we find what we’re looking for.” then they snatched a newborn baby.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24388249/
2. on the way out the door in 1999, billary, whom shakespeare called, “the beast with two assholes,” appointed joe andrew chairman of the democratic national committee. on thursday, andrew endorsed obama. “many will ask, why now? when hillary seemed just about to win? when she and her “husband” need their “friends” the most? when they least expect it? the simple answer is, shits and giggles.” then he winked at barack “winning isn’t everything” obama. then he winked at bill “judas is as judas does” richardson. then he winked at ted “take a deep breath and hold it” kennedy. then he winked at gabriel “some of my best friends used to be friends of bill” guerra-mondragon. then he winked at bob “when irish eyes are smiling” casey. then he winked at dick “dick” morris. then dick winked back.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/01/campaign.wrap/
3. north carolina (motto: “just one step behind south carolina”) governor mike “3 am” easley endorsed hillary “italian stallion” clinton for democratic “nominee” for president. “i’ve been accused of being an irredeemable son of a bitch, but this lady right here makes rocky balboa look like a pansy. she also makes bill look like a pansy. she also makes lindsey graham look like a pansy. she also makes democrats look like racist, beer-guzzling, gun-polishing neanderthals. she also makes america look like a mud-wrestling sink hole. but for some reason she can't make chelsea look like bill.”
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/04/north-carolina.html
4. campaigning in indiana, bill “just relax and let it happen” clinton wore a black armband in memory of dc madam deborah jeane palfrey, who recently vince fostered herself in her mother’s house. “in addition, all of chelsea’s pimps will be flying their lapel pins at half mast.” does he think his “wife” can really beat obama by august? “it’s worth a shot.”
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/01/dc.madam/index.html
1. texas authorities, who never railroad anybody, announced that a few of the fclds children rounded up en masse do indeed show signs of having been abused or injured in the past. “better that 400 children be ripped from their families and dumped on an already over-taxed foster care system than one prosecutor go to court and get a warrant based on real evidence. besides, we peeked at their diaries, and if you read them with a dirty mind, like we do, then they suggest that some of the boys may have been sexually abused. they also may have been exposed to the color red. also, they may have seen rosie o’donnell on the view.” one boy’s “private” diary revealed a particularly tragic story. “we think he may have seen chelsea without the bag over her head.” x-rays showed that at least 41 children out of more than 400 had suffered broken bones. “they may have fallen off playground swings. or they may have been beaten with texas rangers official baseball bats as part of some unimaginably bizarre, non-baptist religious ritual. at this point, we’re just guessing. we don’t have any evidence of any kind about many of the children, so in the name of public, non-mormon safety, we feel the prudent thing to do is to keep peddling as much cheap, unsbstantiated rumor and innuendo as possible until we find what we’re looking for.” then they snatched a newborn baby.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24388249/
2. on the way out the door in 1999, billary, whom shakespeare called, “the beast with two assholes,” appointed joe andrew chairman of the democratic national committee. on thursday, andrew endorsed obama. “many will ask, why now? when hillary seemed just about to win? when she and her “husband” need their “friends” the most? when they least expect it? the simple answer is, shits and giggles.” then he winked at barack “winning isn’t everything” obama. then he winked at bill “judas is as judas does” richardson. then he winked at ted “take a deep breath and hold it” kennedy. then he winked at gabriel “some of my best friends used to be friends of bill” guerra-mondragon. then he winked at bob “when irish eyes are smiling” casey. then he winked at dick “dick” morris. then dick winked back.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/01/campaign.wrap/
3. north carolina (motto: “just one step behind south carolina”) governor mike “3 am” easley endorsed hillary “italian stallion” clinton for democratic “nominee” for president. “i’ve been accused of being an irredeemable son of a bitch, but this lady right here makes rocky balboa look like a pansy. she also makes bill look like a pansy. she also makes lindsey graham look like a pansy. she also makes democrats look like racist, beer-guzzling, gun-polishing neanderthals. she also makes america look like a mud-wrestling sink hole. but for some reason she can't make chelsea look like bill.”
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/04/north-carolina.html
4. campaigning in indiana, bill “just relax and let it happen” clinton wore a black armband in memory of dc madam deborah jeane palfrey, who recently vince fostered herself in her mother’s house. “in addition, all of chelsea’s pimps will be flying their lapel pins at half mast.” does he think his “wife” can really beat obama by august? “it’s worth a shot.”
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/01/dc.madam/index.html
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