hillary obliterates, obama desiderates, mccain underrates
it’s 3 am. godzillary’s dead, but she won’t lie down.
1. john “stand by your lieberman” mccain defended using his own plane on his campaign trips. “what we did was perfectly legal and appropriate.” it’s perfectly legal because of a law mccain supported, one which exempts family-owned planes from campaign finance laws requiring that campaigns pay the maximum rate for air transportation. the bill was intended to guarantee that no airline or company could give a candidate favorable treatment. “it’s just a lucky coincidence that i’m the only candidate in the race with his own family plane. besides, joe says it’s okay. besides, i’m a war hero. besides, some of my best friends own their own planes. besides, my wife can afford it. besides, it’s not like my wife gives me favorable treatment. you little jerk.” then “tailgunner joe” lieberman tucked him in and kissed him goodnight. then he read him a bedtime story. “goldilocks and the three israeli lobbyists.” then mccain dozed off.
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2008/04/mccain_saved_money_legally_on_charter_jets/
2. barack “of course i inhaled. that was the point” obama admitted that he had been under attack from his “fellow” democrat hillary “the check is in the mail. and so is a video of rev wright” clinton. how does he handle the attacks? “i’ve been taking some hits.” then he snickered. then he giggled. then he ate a stack of pancakes. then he ate a cheesesteak sandwich. then he ate a basket of cheese fries. then he ate a wedding cake. then he flipped liberman the bird. then hillary threatened to obliterate obama. then obama snickered. then she yanked the bag off chelsea’s head. then obama inhaled sharply. then lieberman snickered. then he high-fived hillary. then she obliterated a load of iranian “caviar.”
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/04/26/obama-ive-been-taking-some-hits/
3. jimmy “the first woman president” carter published a memoir about his close, firm, intimate, loving, tight, binding, engulfing, breath-taking relationship with his mother, “miss” lillian. “mama had five babies at once, none of them old enough to go to bed on their own.” the book does not mention when, if ever, jimmy learned to go to bed on his own. it does, however, reveal miss lillian’s fasninating family heritage. “she was the third cousin of jesse helms and sam nunn, the fourth cousin of elvis, the fifth cousin of george washington, the sixth cousin of queen elizabeth II, the seventh cousin of the dalai lama, the eight cousin of marie antoinette, and the ninth cousin of jesus christ. she was also the mother of president jimmy carter, the son of a bitch.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24338295/
4. hillary “one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer” clinton obliterated a stack of pancakes in terre haute (translation: “the high ground.” snicker, if you like.) then she obliterated a large order of cheese fries in south bend. then she obliterated a bucket of church’s chicken in indianapolis. then she obliterated a crockpot full of baked beans in gary. then she obliterated a triple decker plate of nachos with extra jalapenos and chipotles in muncie. then she obliterated three consecutive boilermakers in west lafayette. then she obliterated three purdue boilermakers. then she challenged barack “can i get a carb-free pancake?” obama to a razor fight on the back of a flatbed truck.
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/04/27/politics/fromtheroad/entry4048810.shtml
1. john “stand by your lieberman” mccain defended using his own plane on his campaign trips. “what we did was perfectly legal and appropriate.” it’s perfectly legal because of a law mccain supported, one which exempts family-owned planes from campaign finance laws requiring that campaigns pay the maximum rate for air transportation. the bill was intended to guarantee that no airline or company could give a candidate favorable treatment. “it’s just a lucky coincidence that i’m the only candidate in the race with his own family plane. besides, joe says it’s okay. besides, i’m a war hero. besides, some of my best friends own their own planes. besides, my wife can afford it. besides, it’s not like my wife gives me favorable treatment. you little jerk.” then “tailgunner joe” lieberman tucked him in and kissed him goodnight. then he read him a bedtime story. “goldilocks and the three israeli lobbyists.” then mccain dozed off.
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/archives/2008/04/mccain_saved_money_legally_on_charter_jets/
2. barack “of course i inhaled. that was the point” obama admitted that he had been under attack from his “fellow” democrat hillary “the check is in the mail. and so is a video of rev wright” clinton. how does he handle the attacks? “i’ve been taking some hits.” then he snickered. then he giggled. then he ate a stack of pancakes. then he ate a cheesesteak sandwich. then he ate a basket of cheese fries. then he ate a wedding cake. then he flipped liberman the bird. then hillary threatened to obliterate obama. then obama snickered. then she yanked the bag off chelsea’s head. then obama inhaled sharply. then lieberman snickered. then he high-fived hillary. then she obliterated a load of iranian “caviar.”
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/04/26/obama-ive-been-taking-some-hits/
3. jimmy “the first woman president” carter published a memoir about his close, firm, intimate, loving, tight, binding, engulfing, breath-taking relationship with his mother, “miss” lillian. “mama had five babies at once, none of them old enough to go to bed on their own.” the book does not mention when, if ever, jimmy learned to go to bed on his own. it does, however, reveal miss lillian’s fasninating family heritage. “she was the third cousin of jesse helms and sam nunn, the fourth cousin of elvis, the fifth cousin of george washington, the sixth cousin of queen elizabeth II, the seventh cousin of the dalai lama, the eight cousin of marie antoinette, and the ninth cousin of jesus christ. she was also the mother of president jimmy carter, the son of a bitch.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24338295/
4. hillary “one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer” clinton obliterated a stack of pancakes in terre haute (translation: “the high ground.” snicker, if you like.) then she obliterated a large order of cheese fries in south bend. then she obliterated a bucket of church’s chicken in indianapolis. then she obliterated a crockpot full of baked beans in gary. then she obliterated a triple decker plate of nachos with extra jalapenos and chipotles in muncie. then she obliterated three consecutive boilermakers in west lafayette. then she obliterated three purdue boilermakers. then she challenged barack “can i get a carb-free pancake?” obama to a razor fight on the back of a flatbed truck.
http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2008/04/27/politics/fromtheroad/entry4048810.shtml
Comments