hamilton endorses obama, hillary punches mccain, obama kisses richardson
1. lee “what’s older than john mccain?” hamilton and dave “with a name like freudenthal, who needs klobuchar?” freudenthal endorsed barack “when irish eyes are smiling” obama wednesday, eating into his opponent’s base by two votes. hillary “the italian stallion” clinton was nonplussed. “they don’t matter anyway.” then she puched a side of raw beef. then socks jumped. then chelsea jumped. then maggie jumped. then bill sniffled.
2 . representative emanuel “with democrats like these, who needs condoleeza?” cleaver today warned that a victory for barack obama in the us presidential election would be a step back for african americans. “after all, only whitezillary can save us black folks now.” even mcbain was too baffled to snicker. “maybe it’s an april fool’s joke.” lieberman was too baffled to snicker. geraldine “one ferarro, two ferarri” ferarro was too baffled to snicker. chelsea was too baffled to snicker. bill was too baffled to snicker. richardson was too baffled to snicker, but he endorsed obama again, anyway. then an irredeemable son of a bitch snickered.
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/04/02/black-clinton-backer-concerned-obama-win-could-hurt-race-relations/
3. john “if you think i’m old, you should see my mother in a pie eating contest with lee hamilton” mccain narrowed his list of cheneys “down to twenty. or thirty. or eighty.” then he dozed off.
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4. barack “when irish eyes are smiling” obama today said he would consider al “winning isn’t everything” gore for a cabinet post. “or higher. maybe, something like, prime minister, or emperor, or cheney.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23921985/
5. turning to the economic plank of his campaign for president, barack “when irish eyes are smiling” obama today offered everyone a job. “al can have a job. bill can have a job. hillary can have a job. john can have a job. joe can have a job. dennis can have a job. judas can have a job. and chelsea can have reconstructive surgery.”
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/04/02/obama-wants-gore-on-his-team/
6. bill “i taught richardson everything he knows about national politics” clinton, still smarting from richardson’s endoresment of o’bama, complained to a group of california democratic party superdelegates that richardson had violated his trust. “we were sitting there on his couch, enjoying obama’s superbowl commercial. he told me he’d only put it in a little. he said it five times. how could he look me in the face and lie to me like that, over and over? where did he learn to do that? who taught him to lie to people’s faces like that?” then he sniffed. then monica snickered. then hillary punched a side of beef.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/04/02/BAVNVU2PJ.DTL
7. the flap over “tuzlagate” continues, with more archival video footage of godzillary’s 1996 coming out party for chelsea in bosnia coming to light.
2 . representative emanuel “with democrats like these, who needs condoleeza?” cleaver today warned that a victory for barack obama in the us presidential election would be a step back for african americans. “after all, only whitezillary can save us black folks now.” even mcbain was too baffled to snicker. “maybe it’s an april fool’s joke.” lieberman was too baffled to snicker. geraldine “one ferarro, two ferarri” ferarro was too baffled to snicker. chelsea was too baffled to snicker. bill was too baffled to snicker. richardson was too baffled to snicker, but he endorsed obama again, anyway. then an irredeemable son of a bitch snickered.
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/04/02/black-clinton-backer-concerned-obama-win-could-hurt-race-relations/
3. john “if you think i’m old, you should see my mother in a pie eating contest with lee hamilton” mccain narrowed his list of cheneys “down to twenty. or thirty. or eighty.” then he dozed off.
\http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/04/02/mccain/index.html?eref=rss_politics&iref=polticker
4. barack “when irish eyes are smiling” obama today said he would consider al “winning isn’t everything” gore for a cabinet post. “or higher. maybe, something like, prime minister, or emperor, or cheney.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23921985/
5. turning to the economic plank of his campaign for president, barack “when irish eyes are smiling” obama today offered everyone a job. “al can have a job. bill can have a job. hillary can have a job. john can have a job. joe can have a job. dennis can have a job. judas can have a job. and chelsea can have reconstructive surgery.”
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/04/02/obama-wants-gore-on-his-team/
6. bill “i taught richardson everything he knows about national politics” clinton, still smarting from richardson’s endoresment of o’bama, complained to a group of california democratic party superdelegates that richardson had violated his trust. “we were sitting there on his couch, enjoying obama’s superbowl commercial. he told me he’d only put it in a little. he said it five times. how could he look me in the face and lie to me like that, over and over? where did he learn to do that? who taught him to lie to people’s faces like that?” then he sniffed. then monica snickered. then hillary punched a side of beef.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/04/02/BAVNVU2PJ.DTL
7. the flap over “tuzlagate” continues, with more archival video footage of godzillary’s 1996 coming out party for chelsea in bosnia coming to light.
Great entry! Glad to see the blog is going well. I'm sure Bill is feeling nice and sore still from Richardson's "i'll call you after I get back from my early meeting treatment". Maybe Bill can call Gutless Wonder John Edwards and ask how he coped when Kerry started dirty-texting Obama instead of him.
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You are insane and amazing. A true poet of political proportions. Keep up the good work! (saw your work first on buzzflash.com.)
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