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politiqs by jonq: Monthly Archives for April 2008

the obama basher, the hillary hasher, and the montana flasher

hillary obliterates, obama desiderates, mccain underrates

chelsea defeats obama in gorging contest

mccain shoots, clinton scores, obama roars

carter bashed, bush bashed, obama bashed, new york bashed

obama crossroads, texas railroads, fbi offroads, carter implodes

clinton can’t quit, obama can’t hit, democrats do splits

clinton slashes, obama bashes, the aclu hashes

hillary hacks, mccain attacks, obama smacks

chelsea trolls, bill strolls, hillary polls

obama surges, clinton purges, robert reich dirges

obama’s electable, hillary’s a spectacle, stepho’s hannitable

yes, yes, yes! hillary, yes, yes, yes! obama, yes, yes, yes! mccain.

hillary bores, obama soars, mccain snores

hillary sips, obama slips, lieberman flips

hillary shoots, obama ducks, dr phil bails

obama’s bitter, mccain’s aflitter, hillary’s no quitter

guns for hillary, bibles for obama, china for chelsea

hillary cackles, obama tackles, carter spackles

chelsea loves lindsey, obama loves nixon, rosie loves martha

obama's monkeys, mccain's spank monkey, and a tough old byrd

newest hillary, oldest mccain, biggest obama

hillary shoots, obama scores, penn twists, mccain snores

hillary lies, obama flies, bobby brown brags

czar hillary, mccain's mlk n cookies, and penn's colombia connection

cloning obama, endorsing hillary, calling mccain

hamilton endorses obama, hillary punches mccain, obama kisses richardson

hillary's gonna fly now

klobuchar, hanooti, and pelosi. o my!