o hillary, obama, mccain, o my!
it’s 3 am. the phone is ringing. have you made your house payment?
1. hillary “stand by your man” clinton today vowed to continue her fight to cripple barack “with democrats like lieberman, who need republicans?” obama’s chances to defeat john “some of my best friends are lobbyists” mccain in the fall. “i believe in senator mccain. i believe in his god-given right to rule this country on behalf of republicans like joe lieberman. i believe that it is my duty as a republican—i mean, an american, you know, a real american—to do everything i can to help him defeat the you-know-what running for the democratic nomination. besides, polls don’t matter. besides, the polls say i’m ahead in pennsylvania. besides, delegates don’t matter. besides, they can change their minds. besides, the superdelegates don’t matter. besides, they can vote for me. besides, john mccain’s not really a republican, anyway. ask limbaugh. and at least mccain’s white. besides, bill—i mean, the american people—owe me. besides, the republicans owe me for nafta and iraq and gore. besides, this party’s nothing but a bunch of losers, anyway. besides, they owe me. besides, i owe mark penn and harold ickes ten million little favors.”
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSN2842837720080329
2. john “with democrats like lieberman, who needs republicans?” mccain continued campaigning for president by reminding voters that “my good friend hillary does not endorse obama, and neither do i.”
3. barack “when irish eyes are smiling” o’bama, pushing his economic plan, called for a long-overdue long over-haul of the financial market regulatory structure. “this mortgage crisis is a direct result of failures to keep regulations up to date. back in the 1990’s. you remember, the Golden Age of NAFTA.” then ralph nader snickered. “i’m not naming names, but a certain candidate’s “husband” was too busy taking his interns’ prom dresses to the dry cleaners.” then dubya snickered. then his wife shushed him. then cheney snickered. then o’bama said, “what this country needs now is a president who shows up for work instead of staying up until 3 am wanking his crank on the phone.” then richardson snickered. then bill kicked socks across the room. then the Gutless Wonder Snickered. then socks coughed up a hairball. then ferarro ate it. then chelsea snickered.
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/cf3ddb88-fc22-11dc-9229-000077b07658.html
3. davidson beat wisconsin. snicker with cheese.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/grant_wahl/03/29/five.things/index.html?eref=T1
4. john “wake me when it’s time for my mush” mccain has been napping his way across the southwest this week. he stopped in prescott, arizona, and reminisced about the days when he and hillary campaigned for barry goldwater together. “she’s a fine republican with a lily-white reputation in politics, just like mine, and i proudly accept her endorsement of my candidacy.” then lieberman snickered. then limbaugh shouted, “what about bill’s endorsement?” then gore snickered. then mccain dozed off.
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/03/29/mccain-projects-image-of-patriot-on-road-to-general-election/
1. hillary “stand by your man” clinton today vowed to continue her fight to cripple barack “with democrats like lieberman, who need republicans?” obama’s chances to defeat john “some of my best friends are lobbyists” mccain in the fall. “i believe in senator mccain. i believe in his god-given right to rule this country on behalf of republicans like joe lieberman. i believe that it is my duty as a republican—i mean, an american, you know, a real american—to do everything i can to help him defeat the you-know-what running for the democratic nomination. besides, polls don’t matter. besides, the polls say i’m ahead in pennsylvania. besides, delegates don’t matter. besides, they can change their minds. besides, the superdelegates don’t matter. besides, they can vote for me. besides, john mccain’s not really a republican, anyway. ask limbaugh. and at least mccain’s white. besides, bill—i mean, the american people—owe me. besides, the republicans owe me for nafta and iraq and gore. besides, this party’s nothing but a bunch of losers, anyway. besides, they owe me. besides, i owe mark penn and harold ickes ten million little favors.”
http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSN2842837720080329
2. john “with democrats like lieberman, who needs republicans?” mccain continued campaigning for president by reminding voters that “my good friend hillary does not endorse obama, and neither do i.”
3. barack “when irish eyes are smiling” o’bama, pushing his economic plan, called for a long-overdue long over-haul of the financial market regulatory structure. “this mortgage crisis is a direct result of failures to keep regulations up to date. back in the 1990’s. you remember, the Golden Age of NAFTA.” then ralph nader snickered. “i’m not naming names, but a certain candidate’s “husband” was too busy taking his interns’ prom dresses to the dry cleaners.” then dubya snickered. then his wife shushed him. then cheney snickered. then o’bama said, “what this country needs now is a president who shows up for work instead of staying up until 3 am wanking his crank on the phone.” then richardson snickered. then bill kicked socks across the room. then the Gutless Wonder Snickered. then socks coughed up a hairball. then ferarro ate it. then chelsea snickered.
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/cf3ddb88-fc22-11dc-9229-000077b07658.html
3. davidson beat wisconsin. snicker with cheese.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/grant_wahl/03/29/five.things/index.html?eref=T1
4. john “wake me when it’s time for my mush” mccain has been napping his way across the southwest this week. he stopped in prescott, arizona, and reminisced about the days when he and hillary campaigned for barry goldwater together. “she’s a fine republican with a lily-white reputation in politics, just like mine, and i proudly accept her endorsement of my candidacy.” then lieberman snickered. then limbaugh shouted, “what about bill’s endorsement?” then gore snickered. then mccain dozed off.
http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/03/29/mccain-projects-image-of-patriot-on-road-to-general-election/
what a great blog! i can't believe you're single! or broke!
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We need about 100,000 Americans to go before a judge and publicly declare
that their middle names are their legal names for all public purposes.
And they should also declare themselves as supporters of the Hussein
for Imam--whoops I mean president coalition. Hussein will be the
first Muslim president. Free Burkhas for everybody! Hussein's first
act will be to replace the flag with the red crescent. Hussein has
always hated that other flag with every fiber of his being. Which is
why he won't pledge to it and won't wear a flag lapel pin. But Hussein
will proudly salute a flag representative of a non European religion!
When Hussein takes office every child will be required to attend a
Madras just as Hussein did when he was a child. It is so good to be
able to use a candidate's middle name and talk about his formative
years and his education. Because if you couldn't that would mean
that the candidate is ashamed of what he was and what he has become.
Welcome to a pork free world with no ham or pizza. You must not offer a pork chop
to Hussein. You must not put pork grease on your hands or your money
and certainly not hallowed ground. No pork anywhere!
Alice Jones tinfoil hat wearing saucer nut recently came out of the closet and
revealed that she is a radical Muslim and a supporter of Hussein for
for president.
---coming to you from under the straight talk express.
****Hussein '08 !!!*****
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